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Kereta-kereta Sultan Johor

Soalan Exam Angry Bird

perghh...lecturer pun terpengaruh ngan game nih! dasat..haha

Teacher and Student

Kids Are Quick
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 TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America ..
MARIA:      Here it is.
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS:        Maria.
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the
 chemical formula for water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
DONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have
ten years ago.
WINNIE:     Me!

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TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:     Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE:     I is..
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE:     All right.....  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree,
but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish
him?
LOUIS:     Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:    No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

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 TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. 

           Did you copy his?
CLYDE :    No, sir.  It's the same dog.

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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when 

             people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:       A teacher  

Camni Ke Muka Korang Kat Ofis?

Bila boss panggil

 
Bila kene attend meeting

  

Bila boss suruh gi training

 

Bila time tea break

Bila nk dekat2 pukul 5ptg

 

Bila esok hari cuti

Bila dpt 'assignment' baru dr boss

 

Bila 'assignment' yg boss bg susah giler nk buat

 

Bila dpt tau adalah mustahil untuk siapkn 'assignment' boss

OT untuk 2 jam

 

OT untuk satu malam

 

Boss suruh kita buat OT waktu weekend

 

Bila dah terbuat silap

 

Bila berjaya 'perform' sikit jer

 

Bila gagal, kecewa nk mati

 

Bila org finance lambat byr claim staff

 

Bila dpt tau takder BONUS tahun nih

Jika Wanita diumpamakan Ikan

Jika Wanita diumpamakan Ikan, kategori ikan apakah yang jadi favorite anda?

IKAN SALMON
Bentuknya OK, indah, dagingnya pink muda dan enak dimakan.
Tapi sayangnya mahal, soalnya masih boleh diimport. Sesuai… ada nilai, ada kualiti….
INI WANITA BERKERJAYA.....



IKAN ARWANA
Kalo yang ini kalau di aquarium memperlihatkan kesombongan dan keangkuhan kerana tau tubuhnya indah, langkahnya lemah gemalai dan memancing mata.. nakal melihatnya di manapun dia bergaya.....
So pasti harganya mahal kalau ingin memilikinya....
INI PERAGAWATI, CELEBRITY or keatas........


IKAN MAS KOKI
ini jenis ikan lumayan mahal, indah bentuknya, warnanya, dan lenggak- lenggoknya.
Sayangnya hanya boleh dilihat, dikagumi, tak boleh dimakan, kerana termasuk kategori ikan hiasan.....
INI BINI ORANG.......



IKAN BANDARAYA
Jenis ini murah dan selalu menempel di kaca aquarium.
Kalo sudah menempel, susah sgt nk lepaskannya.... mcm gam...
INI AWEK ALIM, ANAK USTAD nii.......



IKAN KELI
Kalo yang ini harganya murah, bisa dimakan dimana saja.
Banyak dijual di tepi jalan, harus hati-hati
INI AWEK TEPI JALAN........




IKAN BILIS
Bentuk dan rasanya gitu- gituuu... saja.
Selalu sedap dimakan kalau tidak ada sayur atau tidak ada lauk yang lain....
INI BINI SENDIRI....

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